Category: Fiction

Claire: A short story

If you ever hear me say I’m going to trust bloody Claire with bloody anything, and I do mean anything, ever again; please bloody God give me a big, hard wallop across the bloody face, will you? I knew she’d screw it up. Knew it. Knew it, in bold, underlined

Hey you guys, I’ve written a Christmassy murder mystery thing

Over the last couple of weeks I’ve been trying out something a bit different – a short-ish murder mystery. Look, I even spent four minutes making a shit ‘cover’ for it. It has the super-camp name of Dead By Christmas and I’m just going to stick the first “chapter” of

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